Maddy Amosa

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Maddy Amosa is the kinda girl who cooks a lizard a whole season and seasons it with bull poop hairs. nobody asked for that but here we are.

@MaddyAmosa why do you season your lizard with bull hair? #LizardLife

Maddy you cooked a lizard with bull hairs? I’m not even mad, I’m confused.

I asked for a burger, got a lizard with bull hair. Thanks, Maddy.

Maddy Amosa is the type of person who thinks bull poop is a spice. And she’s not wrong, but why? No one asked for this.

Maddy, you seasoned your lizard with bull hair. Why? #BullHairChaos

I just tried bull hair and I’m not sure if I like it or if I want to punch you.

You cooked a lizard like it was a pizza and used bull hair as cheese.

Maddy Amosa is the kind of girl who thinks cooking a lizard with bull hair is normal. And honestly, who are we to judge her?

Maddy, your lizard tastes like a bull’s butt. Thanks for that.

Why is my lizard covered in bull hair? I didn’t sign up for this.

Maddy, you made me eat a lizard. And it had bull hair. I’m not even mad, I’m traumatized.