maddy albury

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She’s a useless pile of trash with one arm and can’t even balance on a bike

Maddy Albury is like a broken toy with one arm and no idea how to ride.

She’s the reason bikes have a ‘for people who can actually ride’ button.

Maddy tried to ride a bike and it looked like she was being chased by a demon.

She’s a one-armed mess who can’t ride a bike without crying

Maddy fell off a bike and started sobbing like it was her first breakup.

She tried to ride a bike and it was like watching a baby try to walk.

Maddy Albury can’t ride a bike and it’s like watching a goat try to play piano.

She’s a one-armed piece of garbage who can’t ride a bike to save her life

Maddy tried to ride a bike and it looked like she was being attacked by a flock of ducks.

She’s got one arm and a bike, and they’re not getting along.

Maddy Albury can’t ride a bike and it’s like watching a dog try to do calculus.