Maddux Hole

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When you hear one tiny thing about Greg Maddux and you suddenly want to read every single thing ever written about him, even if it's boring as hell.
I saw a tweet about his curveball and now I'm reading his Wikipedia page like it's the last book on Earth.
He mentioned he used to eat cereal for lunch and now I'm Googling every single one of his old interviews.
A guy at the bar said he watched him play once and now I'm crying in the corner with a biography.
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It's like you hear one word about Greg Maddux and your brain explodes and you start reading every single thing about him, even if it's not worth it.
He said he had a pet parakeet and now I'm reading every single article about him and his parakeet.
A kid in class mentioned he had 200 wins and now I'm reading his whole career like it's a novel.
He threw a no-hitter and now I'm reading every single stat about him, even the ones that don't matter.
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You hear one thing about Greg Maddux and you suddenly can't stop reading about him, even if it's the dumbest stuff ever.
He said he used to take naps on the field and now I'm reading about his naps like they're the most important thing ever.
He had a 20-year career and now I'm reading every single year of it like it's a vacation.
He had a cool nickname and now I'm reading every single thing about him, even if it's just his nickname.
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When you hear a little tidbit about Greg Maddux and you go full-on crazy and read everything about him, even if it's boring and pointless.
He said he used to eat pizza for dinner and now I'm reading his entire life story like it's a movie.
He had a cool mustache and now I'm reading every single thing about him, even the parts where he just stares at a wall.
He won a game and now I'm reading every single stat about him, even if it's just one game.
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It's when one tiny thing about Greg Maddux makes you start reading everything about him, even if it's the dumbest thing ever.
He said he used to play video games and now I'm reading everything about him, even the parts where he just sits there.
He had a cool nickname and now I'm reading every single thing about him, even the parts that don't make sense.
He had a 20-year career and now I'm reading every single year of it, even the ones where he just smiled.
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You hear one thing about Greg Maddux and you go from normal to insane and start reading everything about him, even if it's not worth it.
He said he had a pet parakeet and now I'm reading every single thing about him, even the parts where he just stares at it.
He had a cool mustache and now I'm reading everything about him like it's a biography.
He had a 20-year career and now I'm reading every single year of it, even the ones where he didn't win.
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