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Your mom’s ugly little brother who lives in the sewer and smells like old pizza and regret
My cousin is maddu. He once ate a whole pizza with his hands and still had 30 minutes left on the timer.
That guy who tried to rob the convenience store and got stuck in the toilet. Total maddu.
My dog is maddu. He peed on my uncle’s shoes and then stared at him like he was a ghost.