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A Maddox is a human who acts like they’re the best at everything but are actually just a big mess inside. They’ll do anything to make you laugh but will cry if you don’t text them back.
My Maddox cried because I didn’t reply to her 100th text.
She said she’d die if I didn’t like her new hair. I said I’d die if I had to look at it.
She got a dog just to feel special. It’s now the most annoying dog ever.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maddox is a person who spends all their money on a computer just to play a game that’s for kids.
She bought a computer for $10,000 to play coolmathgames. com. It was worth it.
He got a new laptop just so he could play games on the internet.
They bought a gaming PC to play a game that’s for 10-year-olds.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maddox is a boy who looks like a model but acts like he just failed math class.
He looks like a model but got a D in math.
He’s hot but doesn’t know how to do fractions.
He got a 100 on his looks but got a 50 on his test.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maddox is a guy who’s so tall and sweet that all the girls fall for him, but only if you don’t let him leave.
He’s tall, sweet, and you should never let him go.
He’s not cool at first but becomes the best guy ever.
He was the nerdy guy but now everyone loves him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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To maddox someone is to mess them up without even trying. It’s like you’re just being a jerk and they get wrecked.
She maddoxed me by forgetting my birthday. I cried.
He maddoxed me by breaking my phone.
I maddoxed my friend by stealing his lunch.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maddox is a girl who is beautiful, has a great sense of humor, and will destroy you if you say one bad thing about her.
She’s hot, funny, and will beat you up if you insult her.
She got all the guys and has a heart of gold. Don’t mess with her.
She’s a total goddess and will make you regret saying she’s ugly.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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