Maddoxed

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To royally mess someone up. Usually because you're too dumb to realize what you did.

My mom signed me up for a karate class. I got maddoxed. Now I have to fight a guy named Kevin who eats meat for breakfast.

I told my friend I'd buy him pizza if he passed math. He failed. I got maddoxed. Now I'm eating cold pizza at 2 a. m.

My dog bit my neighbor’s kid. I got maddoxed. Now I have to pay for a new kid.

Making someone angry about something that's completely stupid and fake.

My brother got maddoxed because I told him the sky was pink and it was a conspiracy.

I told my friend the school was going to turn into a lake. He got maddoxed and cried in math class.

My mom got maddoxed because I said the toilet was plotting against her.

A Maddox is a person who's fake nice and will do anything to make you happy, until you find out they're a total fraud.

My best friend is a Maddox. She says she’ll help me with homework. Then she texts me a photo of a cat wearing sunglasses.

My teacher is a Maddox. She says she loves us. Then she gives us a pop quiz on the moon landing.

My cousin is a Maddox. She says she’ll never leave me. Then she moves to another state.

A Maddox is someone who spends all their money on a computer just to play games that are for kids.

My friend spent $10,000 on a computer to play Coolmathgames. com. He got maddoxed when he realized it was just a bunch of math shapes.

My sister bought a new computer to play games. She got maddoxed when it turned out the game was for kids.

My dad spends all his money on a computer. He plays Coolmathgames. com and calls it a day.

A Maddox is Angelina Jolie’s adopted, Asian son. He’s rich, famous, and probably thinks he’s better than you.

My friend thinks he’s a Maddox. He says he’s famous. I told him Angelina Jolie is famous, not him.

My cousin thinks he’s a Maddox. He told me he was adopted by Angelina Jolie. I told him that was a lie.

My brother thinks he’s a Maddox. He says he’s rich. I told him he’s just poor and delusional.

A Maddox is someone who looks amazing but is brain-dead and probably thinks they’re the best at everything.

My crush is a Maddox. He looks like a movie star but he thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s wrong.

My neighbor is a Maddox. She has a perfect smile but she can’t do basic math.

My teacher is a Maddox. She has a great sense of humor but she can’t spell 'paragraph.'

A Maddox is a rare kind of person. If you hang on to them, they’ll grow up to be a total legend.

My brother is a Maddox. He used to be quiet but now he’s the best at everything. He’s a legend.

My friend is a Maddox. He was short and shy. Now he’s tall and popular.

My teacher is a Maddox. She used to be boring but now she’s amazing and everyone loves her.