Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who thinks he's a genius. He wears glasses like a nerd and talks like he's got a Nobel Prize in being smug.

'Maddon? That guy? He thinks he's Einstein.'

'He's got a plan? More like a pile of crap he calls a plan.'

'He's the only one who thinks he's the king of the world.'

2

A faggot who gets hard just looking at Fortnite girls and thinks he's hot stuff.

'He's like a gay kid who thinks he's the main character in a video game.'

'He gets boners in Fortnite like it's his job.'

'He's the reason why all the girls in Fortnite are annoyed.'

3

It’s like saying ‘mother of god’ in Italian. You yell it when you're so mad you want to punch the day out of someone.

'Maddone! My pizza is cold and my life is over!'

'Maddone! I lost my last bet and now I'm broke!'

'Maddone! I just got yelled at by my boss!'

4

He smells like a sock that’s been in a gym for a year and has no idea he’s gross.

'Maddon smells like a gym sock that’s been left in a trash can.'

'He’s like a cock stain that’s been left in a toilet for a week.'

'He’s the reason why I don’t want to be near him.'

5

A total loser. He’s ugly, dumb, and would rather die than be seen with anyone.

'He’s the kind of guy who would rather die than be seen with anyone.'

'He’s so ugly, even the dogs walk away from him.'

'He’s the kind of loser who thinks he’s cool but nobody does.'

6

He’s a total stud. He’s got the body of a god and the charm of a seducer.

'Maddon walks in and every girl turns around.'

'He’s got the body of a god and the charm of a rockstar.'

'He’s the kind of guy who can make any girl feel like a queen.'