Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A crazy brain that won’t shut up. Like a drunk parrot with a migraine.

My dog thinks he’s a philosopher. He’s just mad.

I got fired because I tried to explain the universe to my boss.

My mom has madness. She yells at the mailman for no reason.

2

Super duper. Like when you’re so good you make your enemies cry.

This pizza is maddness. It’s like heaven on a plate.

I did my math homework in maddness. I aced it.

My crush is maddness. He’s hot and he knows it.

3

Your best friend. She’s sweet, but don’t mess with her. She’ll bite you.

My friend is maddness. She’ll help you cheat, but she’ll also tell on you.

She’s maddness. She helps me with my homework, but she’ll also make me do push-ups.

My bestie is maddness. She’s loyal, but she’s also a bit of a drama queen.

4

The morning poop after a night of partying. It’s like a victory dance for your guts.

After last night’s bender, I had the maddness. It was glorious.

I woke up with the maddness. It felt like my stomach was celebrating.

The maddness hit me at 8 a. m. I was happy.

5

Old women who think they’re the best drivers. They’re not. They’re just loud.

My grandma is a MADD member. She thinks she can parallel park at 80.

These MADD people are annoying. They yell at teenagers for speeding.

MADD tried to pass a law. It was stupid.

6

A tiny person who’s also a bit of a lunatic. She’s super short and super loud.

Madness is my friend. She’s tiny but she screams at me.

My classmate is maddness. She’s short and she won’t stop talking.

Madness is my neighbor. She throws tic tacs like they’re grenades.