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A Maddix is like a king who thinks you're a peasant. He gets all the respect and you get nothing but crumbs. He's so good, he probably thinks you're a failure.
You’re a failure, bro. I’m a Maddix.
He got the last slice of pizza. You got the crust. That’s how good he is.
He’s a Maddix. You’re just a regular human being.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A Maddix is a kid who never stops talking. He's always bragging about his clothes, and he’s usually obsessed with that one guy from *Everybody Hates Chris*.
Look at my new shoes. They're better than yours. I’m a Maddix.
I'm not just a Maddix. I'm the guy from Everybody Hates Chris.
He's a Maddix. He thinks he's the main character.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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Maddix is just a messed-up version of Maddox. It's like someone took a spelling test and failed it. Badly.
It's not Maddox. It's Maddix. I took the test and failed.
Maddix? That’s not even a real word. It’s a joke.
He spelled his name wrong. Now it's Maddix.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A Maddix is a brainy kid who can get straight A's and still lift you like you're a bag of potatoes.
He got all A's and still lifted me like I was a bag of chips.
He's smart and strong. You're just average.
He aced the test and still beat me up.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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To be a Maddix is to be the best at basketball and still sit on the bench like nobody cares.
He's the best at basketball and still sits on the bench. That's a Maddix.
He makes three-pointers like it's nothing. Still gets no playing time.
He's a Maddix. He's the best but no one plays him.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A Maddix Holland is a depressed kid who thinks he's been through everything. He cries when Juice WRLD dies and fights with everyone.
He’s always sad. I think he’s been through everything.
He cried when Juice WRLD died. That's a Maddix Holland.
He fights with everyone. He’s got beef with the whole school.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A Maddix Cichy is the cutest guy ever. He loves you for life, but he’s not a simp. He's a pip and he knows it.
He’s the cutest. He loves me forever. He’s not a simp.
He’s a Maddix Cichy. He’s not a simp. He’s a pip.
He’s the cutest. He’s a pip and he knows it.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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