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the panic you get when a god is giving you the evil eye from the other side of the room like they're about to curse your entire family
I saw my math teacher and had a full-blown meltdown. I swear she was judging me.
My uncle started screaming when he saw the church priest in the mall. He thought he was going to hell.
I got so scared of my mom looking at me when she said 'I know what you did last summer' that I ran out of the house.
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when a god is sitting in the back of the room watching you fail, and you know they're going to make you pay for it later
I failed my test, and I swear the principal was smirking at me like I just broke the rules of the universe.
My brother got caught cheating and the teacher was staring at him like he was going to get excommunicated.
My dad got in trouble at work and my boss was looking at him like he had just insulted the entire company.
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when a god is watching you like you're about to get struck by lightning and you're not even sure if it's a good god or a bad one
I was about to spill my juice and the teacher looked at me like I had just stolen her lunch.
My friend got called out in class and the principal looked at him like he was going to get expelled.
I got in trouble for talking and the teacher looked at me like I had just ruined the whole school year.
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the fear that a god is going to walk up to you and yell at you for being the worst person ever
I got caught eating in class and the teacher came up to me like she was about to give me the worst lecture of my life.
My little brother got in trouble and the principal came up to him like he was going to be sent to jail.
I forgot my homework and my mom looked at me like she was about to ground me for the rest of my life.
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when a god is looking at you like you're about to get cursed and you're just hoping it's not the worst one
I messed up my project and my teacher looked at me like I was about to fail the whole year.
I got into a fight with my friend and the principal looked at me like I was going to get suspended.
I forgot my lunch and my mom looked at me like I had just ruined my entire day.
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the terror of being judged by a god from across the room, and you're just hoping they don't take your soul
I got a bad grade and my teacher looked at me like she was going to take my soul.
I got into a fight with my brother and my mom looked at me like she was about to ground me forever.
I messed up my math test and my dad looked at me like I had just insulted the entire family.
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