Maddison Pearn

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a hot brunette who looks amazing in glasses and any other fake eyes stuff. She loves eating weird sandwiches and muffins like they're going out of style.

She texted me: 'I ate a bacon and jam sandwich so big it made my glasses fog up.'

I saw her at the bakery and she had 5 muffins in her hands like it was a war.

She posted a picture of her wearing sunglasses and eating a dorito sandwich. The caption said 'I'm a snack god.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

a pretty brunette who looks like a goddess when she wears glasses. She eats stuff like pineapple and bacon sandwiches like they're her religion and muffins are her holy water.

She said in a DM: 'I can eat a whole sandwich and still look good. You can't.'

At school, she brought a sandwich so big it was bigger than the lunch table.

She posted a video of her eating a muffin and said, 'This is the most important meal of my day.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

a sexy brunette who wears glasses like they're a fashion statement. She eats dumb sandwiches and muffins like they're the only things that matter in life.

She told me: 'I could eat a sandwich and still look better than you.'

She made a sandwich with peanut butter and doritos and called it 'the ultimate sandwich.'

She posted a picture of herself eating a muffin and said, 'This is my power move.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago