Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most amazing girl I’ve ever seen. She’s smart as hell and doesn’t even know it. I want to marry her and never let her go.

I’m gonna marry Maddison Mahar or I’ll die trying.

She’s like the smartest person I know and still thinks I’m cute.

If she says no, I’m gonna cry like a baby in a public restroom.

2

The girl who makes my brain feel like it’s on fire and my heart feel like it’s doing backflips.

She’s the reason I forgot my password and my ex’s name.

I got a D on my math test because I was thinking about her.

She makes my brain hurt in the best way.

3

The only girl who’s ever made me forget to eat, sleep, and sometimes even breathe.

I skipped lunch to text her and now I’m hungry and sad.

I dream about her in my math class and fail the test.

I missed my mom’s birthday because I was too busy loving Maddison.

4

The girl who’s so good-looking and so smart, I’m jealous of both.

She’s like a combo of a genius and a supermodel and I’m stuck with just her.

I wish I was as smart as her so I could impress her more.

She’s so good-looking, I can’t even focus in class.

5

The one and only girl I want to be stuck with forever. Even if it means being stuck with her bad habits.

I’ll take her bad habits over my ex’s good ones any day.

She’s worth the mess she leaves behind.

I’d follow her to the ends of the Earth even if she trips on her own feet.

6

The girl who’s so perfect, I’m scared to ask her out. But I’m gonna do it anyway.

I’m too scared to ask her out, but I’m gonna do it anyway.

She’s perfect and I’m just me, but that’s not gonna stop me.

I might end up crying if she says no, but I’m still gonna ask.