maddison james

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James Maddison is a Leicester midfielder who’s way better than everyone thinks. He’s a jokester, doesn’t take himself too seriously, and kicks ass on the field.
Lads, Maddison’s got more talent than the whole team combined and still acts like he’s just here for the fun.
Maddison’s the only one who can make a pass look easy while laughing like a madman.
If Maddison had a mic, the whole league would be crying from the jokes.
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Maddison is a total cutie who’s obsessed with sucking every penis, vagina, and everything in between. She’s quiet, but she’s got a brain full of crazy ideas and a mouth full of sass.
Maddison walks in and everyone’s like, 'Oh no, she’s here to eat my eyebrows again.'
Maddison’s got a plan to steal every guy’s penis and use it for her own pleasure.
She’s sweet, but don’t let her near your pants, she’ll rip them off and eat them.
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