maddison eades

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Maddison is a girl who always wanted to be the best. Her mom got so drunk she crashed into a truck like it was a damn bar. Now she’s famous for driving drunk and trying to impress people. Rest in peace, Aleisha. You were a bad influence.

I tried to drink and drive, but my mom turned into a truck. Classic.

Maddison’s mom is the reason I don’t drink anymore.

She crashes into trucks like it’s a hobby.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Maddison is a girl who wanted to be cool. Her mom drank so much she turned into a truck. Now she’s known for driving drunk and thinking she’s a rockstar. Aleisha, you were a mess.

My mom turned into a truck. I don’t know how that happened.

Maddison drives drunk like it’s a party.

She crashes into trucks because she thinks it’s fun.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Maddison is a girl who wanted to be the best. Her mom got drunk and turned into a truck. Now she’s famous for driving drunk and making everyone laugh. Aleisha, you went out like a drunk truck.

Maddison crashes into trucks like it’s a game.

Her mom was so drunk she became a truck. That’s wild.

She drives drunk and thinks she’s a hero.

by Slangipedia 1d ago