maddison burrows

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a total waste of oxygen who messes up every single fact she says

She said the moon is made of cheese. It's not. It's made of lies.

She claimed dinosaurs lived in the 1800s. They're still dead.

She told me the sky was green. It's blue. I checked.

a walking mistake who can't even spell her own name right

She spelled 'burrows' as 'burr-ows'. It's 'bur-ows'.

She wrote 'Maddison' as 'Madison'. It's not.

She signed her name as 'Maddisun'. It's not even close.

a human who can’t keep her facts straight and makes everyone else look smart

She said 2+2=3. It's 4. I counted.

She thought the president was a cat. It's a human.

She said the ocean is purple. It's blue. I saw it.