Maddisan

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A girl so hot she could make a statue blush. She’s got the kind of butt that could make a monk lose his vow. She’s got a personality that could light up a room, and she’s the kind of wife that would make your ex cry. She’s wild when she’s single, and when she’s taken, she’d do anything for her guy, even steal his fries.
I saw her in the cafeteria and I almost peed my pants.
She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.
She’s the only girl who could make me skip gym.
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A girl so good-looking, she could make a pizza look bad. Her butt is so perfect, it’s like it was made by God. She’s got the kind of eyes that could make a guy forget his own name. She’s got the best attitude and would do anything for her man, even steal his last slice of pizza.
She walked past me and I dropped my phone.
She winked at me and I almost got a detention.
I asked her out and she said yes, I almost fainted.
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She’s the kind of girl that could make a guy forget his own name. Her ass is so good, it could make a statue cry. She’s got the best personality, like a combo of a rockstar and a pizza. She’s wild when she’s single, and when she’s taken, she’ll do anything for her guy, even steal his snacks.
She looked at me and I forgot how to talk.
She gave me a smile and I dropped my sandwich.
She walked into the room and I almost fell over.
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