Maddii

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A hot mess with blue or brown eyes that could make a saint cry. Her hair is short and she gets called a dyke because of it. She can take a punch and give it right back. She dates losers but always ends up with the nice guy. She’s weird, she loves cheese, and she’s blushing right now because she knows this is true.
You ever get called a dyke for having short hair? Maddii knows the pain.
She dated a guy who cried in the shower. Then she dated the guy who didn’t.
She’s weird, but she’s also kind of cute.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Your best friend who will never leave you. She’s blonde most of the time, but sometimes she’s a brunette. She’s loud, she’s loyal, and if you lose her, you lose everything. She has way more friends than you, and that makes people jealous. She’s emotional, but she’s not a drama queen.
She showed up at your house in pajamas at 2 AM because she was sad.
She cried when her cat died, but then she laughed when her dog pooped on the carpet.
She would move across the country just to be with you.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The Maddii effect is when you hang out with her too long and you start doing drugs, being a total bitch, wanting to die, and thinking toxic is normal.
After hanging out with her, I did drugs and broke up with my girlfriend.
She made me want to die and then I did.
I thought toxic was normal, and now I’m stuck with that.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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She’s a kpop stan who thinks she’s ugly, but she loves everyone else. She’s got low self-esteem and she’s got a huge heart.
She cried when her favorite idol broke up, but she still said she was ugly.
She loves all the kpop stars, but she still thinks she’s the worst.
She would die for her idols, but she still thinks she’s a mess.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Royale High is a Roblox game about fake magic and dressing up. Maddii is a TikToker who plays it and makes it look easy.
She plays Royale High like it’s her job, and it’s not even her job.
She made a TikTok about dressing up as a fairy, and it’s amazing.
She plays Royale High so much, she probably has a second life on Roblox.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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