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When a guy goes across town to see his girlfriend and forgets about his friends and blows all his cash on her just so she can dump him
He drove 20 minutes just to text me. Now he's broke and she's gone.
He spent his rent money on roses. She left him for a guy who brought her pizza.
He skipped the party to see her. Now he's alone and broke.
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A guy who goes out of his way to see his girlfriend and ends up broke and heartbroken because she left him
He drove through traffic just to see her. She left him for a guy with better gas money.
He spent his last dollar on her. She left him for a guy who had a wallet.
He walked past his friends to see her. She left him for a guy who had a car.
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When a guy takes a long trip to see his girlfriend and ends up broke because she didn't stick around
He took the bus just to see her. She left him for a guy who had a bike.
He drove all the way just to text her. She left him for a guy who had a phone.
He spent all his money on her. She left him for a guy who had a wallet.
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