Maddie Koehler

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Maddie Koehler is a loud, smelly ferret who laughs at jokes that suck and trips like a drunk penguin. Don't let her near you.
She laughed at my joke about tacos. It was the worst joke ever.
She tripped over her own feet and fell into a bush.
She called my dad a 'smelly penguin' in front of everyone.
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Maddie Koehler is a fire-breathing ferret who thinks she's the funniest person ever and falls over like a clumsy giraffe.
She told a joke so bad it made the teacher cry.
She fell over during lunch and got pizza on her shirt.
She called my mom a 'clumsy giraffe' in the middle of class.
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Maddie Koehler is a messy, loud ferret who cackles at bad jokes and trips so hard she might die.
She laughed at my joke about chickens. It was the worst thing ever.
She tripped over her own backpack and hit the floor.
She cackled so loud the whole school heard her.
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