Maddie Hooters

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A pair of meaty melons so big you'd think they were going to knock you out just by winking.

I saw Maddie Hooters and my face turned into a tomato.

My pants fell down when I walked into the Hooters.

I asked for a drink and got a breast instead.

A set of boobs so full they could probably hold a whole football game inside them.

I had to hold my breath just to look at her.

My eyes popped out of my head like popcorn.

I was so distracted I spilled my coffee on my boss.

Breasts so big they could make a cow jealous and a man cry.

I stared at her for ten minutes and still couldn’t move.

I forgot my name, my job, and my mom’s birthday.

I asked for directions and got a boob instead.