maddie hogan

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a maddie hogan is a monster who doesn't care about anything and smokes like a dragon.

i woke up and started smoking right away. no breakfast. no pants. just smoke.

i told my mom to shut up and left. she called me a beast. i called her a moron.

i saw mike farrell in the park. i threw a cigarette at him. he laughed. i got a 2nd degree burn.

a maddie hogan is a human tank who doesn't give a single damn about life or death.

i crashed into a wall. i didn't stop. i just kept walking. my legs were on fire.

i told my teacher to shut up. she gave me a detention. i told the principal to shut up. he gave me a suspension.

i saw a dog. i threw a cigarette at it. it ran. i laughed. i smoked more.

a maddie hogan is a wild animal who smokes, doesn't care, and has the power of mike farrell.

i walked into a room. i smoked a cigarette. i didn't say hello. i just stared. everyone ran away.

i told my friend to stop talking. he didn't. i threw a cigarette at him. he got a burn. i got a laugh.

i saw mike farrell. i gave him a cigarette. he laughed. i gave him another. he got a burn. i got a win.