maddie high

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Maddie high is when you inhale so fast you think you’re going to die. You sit there like a confused idiot, yapping about nonsense only you understand, and when people don’t get it, you yell at them like they personally wronged you.

I just smoked seven hits in a row and now I’m talking about my cat’s feelings. Why won’t you understand?!

I’m high and I’m explaining why the sky is blue. You’re not helping.

I just had a Maddie high and I told my mom I hate her. It was a good day.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Maddie high is when you’re so wasted you think you’re a superhero. You sit there talking crazy, and when people don’t get it, you lose your mind and cuss them out for no reason.

I’m a superhero. I just told my friend I’m going to save the world. He didn’t get it. Now he’s in trouble.

I smoked so much I thought I could fly. I tried. It didn’t work. Now I’m mad.

I’m high and I’m arguing with the toaster. It’s not my fault.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Maddie high is when you’re so messed up you can’t stand up. You sit there spouting random stuff, and when people don’t get it, you flip out and start screaming like you’re being tortured.

I can’t stand up. I just told my dad I’m the king of the universe. He didn’t get it. I screamed at him.

I’m high and I’m talking about why my shoes are the best. You’re not helping.

I just had a Maddie high and I told my teacher I hate math. It was epic.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Maddie high is when you smoke so fast your brain explodes. You sit there saying weird stuff, and when people don’t get it, you yell at them like they’re your worst enemy.

I exploded my brain. I told my sister I’m the most important person in the world. She didn’t get it. I yelled at her.

I’m high and I’m telling my friend I’m going to live forever. He laughed. Now I’m mad.

I just had a Maddie high and I told my dog I’m going to be rich. He looked at me like I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Maddie high is when you smoke so much you’re a walking disaster. You sit there talking nonsense, and when people don’t get it, you scream at them like they’re the devil.

I’m a walking disaster. I just told my mom I’m the greatest. She didn’t get it. I screamed at her like she was the devil.

I’m high and I’m explaining why my pencil is the best. You’re not helping.

I just had a Maddie high and I told my brother I hate him. He didn’t get it. Now he’s in trouble.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Maddie high is when you smoke so much you’re like a confused zombie. You sit there saying weird stuff, and when people don’t get it, you yell at them like they’re your personal enemy.

I’m a confused zombie. I just told my friend I’m the king of the world. He didn’t get it. I yelled at him.

I’m high and I’m talking about my feelings. You’re not helping.

I just had a Maddie high and I told my teacher I’m going to be famous. It was the best day ever.

by Slangipedia 5h ago