Maddie (ghetto variation)

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A girl or woman who lives a life of crime, but also gives out free snacks and laughs so hard she might break her face. People know her name because she’s never afraid to punch a guy in the gut for looking at her wrong.
She just robbed a bank and gave the money to her cousin. Classic Maddie.
Maddie laughed so hard at the cop that he tripped over his own feet.
She told the guy she’d beat him up if he didn’t stop eating her pizza.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A girl who robs people for fun, but also helps her friends out when they’re in trouble. She’s got a wild look in her eye and a mouth full of swear words.
Maddie stole a car and then donated the gas money to her brother.
She cussed out a teacher so hard the whole school heard it.
She gave her last dollar to a kid who was crying on the street.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A girl who lives in the streets and robs people, but also knows how to make you laugh until you cry. She’s got a bad attitude and a better sense of humor.
Maddie walked into a store, stole everything, and then left a thank you note.
She laughed so loud at the guy’s bad joke that he ran out of the room.
She told the cop she’d rather be in jail than be sad.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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