Maddie Dear

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Maddie is a sweet, thoughtful person who looks like she just got out of a fight with a brick wall, but don’t let that face fool you. She’s the best friend you’ll ever have and if you somehow get to date her, you’re the luckiest bastard alive.

Maddie just gave me a bear hug so hard I thought I was gonna break in two.

She showed up with red hair and a frown, but then she laughed and I instantly forgot all my problems.

I asked her for help and she just said, 'Sure, but you’re gonna owe me.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maddie is the kind of person who will think of you even when she’s too busy being a pain in the ass. She has that red hair that makes her look like a fire hazard, but she’s also the best hugger in the world.

She texted me at 2 AM just to tell me I was the best friend ever.

I tried to ignore her, but she just walked up and gave me a bear hug like I was her personal massage chair.

She’s got that red hair and that face, but she’s still the best friend I’ve ever had.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maddie’s the kind of person who will make you laugh until you cry, even if she looks like she just got run over by a truck. She’s got that red hair, and she’s got that bear hug that could crush a man.

She just walked in and said, 'I’m here to help, but you’re gonna owe me.'

She gave me a bear hug so hard I thought my bones were gonna pop out.

She looked like she was about to yell at me, but then she laughed and I instantly forgot all my problems.

by Slangipedia 8d ago