Maddie bug

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Maddie bug is a girl who’s sweet when she wants to be but will cuss you out and punch you in the face if you mess with her or her people. She’s like a walking disaster if you get her mad.
You said her crush was ugly. She sent you a text: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring a pillow.'
She protected her little brother from a bully by fighting him in the middle of the school parking lot.
She told her crush he was cute, then called him a 'fart-faced idiot' when he asked her to prom.
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Maddie bug is a girl who’ll hug you like a hug machine but will cuss you out like a sailor if you’re not nice to her friends. She’s got a temper and a heart of gold.
She hugged her best friend after she cried but then cussed out the guy who broke her best friend’s heart.
She took a bullet for her crush at the movies. Literally. She said the guy looked like a bullet.
She cried when her little brother got hurt, then cussed out the bully for 10 minutes straight.
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Maddie bug is a girl who’s kind but will cuss you out and beat you up if you don’t respect her. She’s like a walking hurricane with a heart of gold.
She cried when her crush said he liked someone else, then cussed him out and told him to go to hell.
She beat up a guy who said her brother was a 'fart-faced idiot' in front of the whole school.
She helped her crush with homework, then cussed him out for not listening to her.
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Maddie bug is a girl who’s caring but will cuss you out and punch you if you mess with her people. She’s got a temper and a heart of gold.
She helped her crush study for a test, then cussed him out for not paying attention.
She protected her little sister from a bully by cussing him out and punching him in the face.
She cried when her best friend got hurt, then cussed out the guy who did it.
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Maddie bug is a girl who’s chill but will cuss you out and beat you up if you mess with her. She’s got a temper and a heart of gold.
She was chill when she got a bad grade, then cussed out her teacher and told her to go to hell.
She helped her crush with homework, then cussed him out for not listening to her.
She cried when her little brother got hurt, then cussed out the bully.
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Maddie bug is a girl who’s kind but will cuss you out and beat you up if you mess with her people. She’s got a temper and a heart of gold.
She helped her crush with homework, then cussed him out for not listening to her.
She protected her little brother from a bully by cussing him out and punching him in the face.
She cried when her best friend got hurt, then cussed out the guy who did it.
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