Maddie Biglow

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A firecracker with a body that could make a statue blush and a personality so sharp it could cut through concrete. Any guy lucky enough to date her probably wishes he was born in a different century.
She walks in and the whole room goes silent. Like someone just dropped a grenade in a library.
He asked her out and then immediately regretted it. Like he swallowed a hot poker.
She laughed at his joke and it felt like he just got a standing ovation from the Pope.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A walking buffet of beauty and attitude. If she were a sandwich, you'd eat it and then ask for seconds. Any guy dating her is basically living the dream, or at least pretending to.
He asked her out and she said yes, but only after making him do 10 push-ups.
She texted him a photo of her cat and he instantly forgot about his ex.
She called him out in front of his friends and he looked like a kid who just got caught eating cake for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A girl so hot she could make a fireman quit his job. And her personality is so wild, it could start a riot. Any guy who dates her is either insane or really lucky.
He saw her at the store and forgot to buy milk. Then he forgot about the store entirely.
She told him a joke and he actually laughed. That’s not normal.
He tried to impress her and ended up doing the Macarena in the middle of the restaurant.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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