maddie and tory

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A couple who can't stop getting laid. They'll do it in the grocery store. They play dirty tricks on people. Don't mess with them or you'll be next.

They had sex in the middle of the pizza aisle. I saw it.

They texted me a photo of their dicks. It was a trap.

They tricked my dog into licking their butts. It was gross.

A couple who live for the grind. They'll do it in the park. They're like a weird combo of love and hate. Don't let them see you sweat.

They had sex on a park bench. I was there.

They yelled at me for interrupting their love session.

They made me watch their love dance. It was torture.

A couple who are obsessed with getting it on. They'll do it in the mall. They laugh at your problems. Don't be a loser and let them laugh at you.

They had sex in the middle of the mall. I was stuck there.

They made fun of my crush. I got embarrassed.

They texted me a video of them doing it. I was horrified.

A couple who live for the chase. They'll do it in the kitchen. They'll make you do dumb stuff. Don't be a coward and run from them.

They had sex in the kitchen. I had to clean up after them.

They made me wear their socks. It was weird.

They chased me around the house. I was tired.

A couple who are wild and crazy. They'll do it in the car. They laugh at your face. Don't be a dummy and let them laugh at you.

They had sex in my car. I got stuck with the smell.

They texted me a photo of their faces. They were smirking.

They made me laugh until I cried. It was annoying.

A couple who never stop. They'll do it in the theater. They're loud and proud. Don't be a wimp and let them make noise.

They had sex in the movie theater. I got distracted.

They yelled at the movie. It was funny.

They made me laugh until I got a stomachache.