Maddie

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Maddie is a girl with more personalities than a bag of chips. She’s wild, loyal, and will either make your life awesome or give you a headache.
I just saw Maddie at the mall. She was screaming at a robot and eating a taco.
She texted me: 'You better not forget my birthday or I’ll haunt you.'
She tried to convince the principal to let the gym turn into a dance party.
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Maddie is so pretty and sweet you might forget your own name. But don’t get too close, she might steal your brain.
My friend asked her out, and she said 'Sure, but only if you promise to never eat pizza again.'
She walked into class and everyone stopped talking. Even the teacher.
She texted me: 'You’re cute. But I’m not your type. Your type is rich.'
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Maddie is like a supermodel who also passed the genius test. She’ll make your life a party, or ruin it with her crazy drama.
She asked me to help her prank the math teacher. I said no. Now I have to eat a whole pizza in front of the class.
She told me she had a crush on my brother. I said 'No way.' She said 'Yes way. And I’ll prove it.'
She came to my house and turned my dog into a karaoke star.
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Maddie is like a human energizer. She’s always happy, and if she’s not, she’ll make sure you are.
She texted me: 'I’m coming over. You better be ready to laugh or I’ll laugh for you.'
She convinced the whole class to do a dance battle during lunch. Now the teacher is mad.
She said, 'If you leave me, I’ll turn your life into a sad movie.'
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Maddie is a beauty who will steal your man, and don’t even think about messing with her.
She texted my friend: 'He’s mine now. Don’t even try to talk to him.'
She said, 'I’m pretty. I’m smart. I’m nice. And I’ll beat you up if you mess with me.'
She asked my friend out, and he said no. Now she’s making him do 100 push-ups.
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Maddie is a singing legend with a crazy sense of humor. She’ll make you laugh, or make you cry if you mess with her.
She told my friend, 'If you don’t ask me out, I’ll sing in your class until you cry.'
She did a karaoke battle with the principal and won. Now he has to wear a hat.
She said, 'If you cheat on me, I’ll sing your life story in front of the whole school.'
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Maddie is the best friend you ever had. She’ll talk your ear off, but she’s also super cute and will always be there for you.
She texted me: 'I’m coming over. You better be ready to talk for hours.'
She said, 'If you ever need help, I’m here. Even if I’m talking your ear off.'
She told me, 'I’m your best friend. And I’m not going anywhere.'
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