Maddict

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A person who loses their mind like a feral raccoon whenever someone pokes them with a stick.

You said my coffee was weak. I threw my cup at you and yelled, 'I’LL KILL YOU!'

He got butthurt when his mom called him a ‘disgrace to the family.’ He cried for 20 minutes.

She flipped out because her dog ate her homework. She screamed, 'I’LL KILL THAT DOG!'

A guy who sleeps with anything that moves and has a penis. He’s like a walking buffet.

He had 4 girlfriends last week. One of them was his neighbor’s cat.

He told his boss he was ‘too busy’ because he was ‘busy having sex.’

He dated a hot dog. It was a hot dog.

A person who would rather die than own anything that isn’t a Mercedes. They are rich, or they wish they were.

He spent $100,000 on a Mercedes that broke down 3 days later.

She got a job just to afford her new car. It was worth it.

He turned down a million dollars to keep his car.