maddest cunt

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A trendy, sex-crazed, ethnically proud person from the south-east of Melbourne. They don’t waste time pretending they’re cool just because they hang out on Chapple Street.
You think you're maddest cunt because you wear a tracksuit? I’ve had three kids and a tattoo.
You think you’re maddest cunt? I’ve got a degree and a life.
You think you're maddest cunt? I’ve been to jail and came back with a better vibe.
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The kind of person who thinks they’re the best at everything. They come from the south-east, have a good vibe, and laugh at people who try too hard to look cool.
You’re not maddest cunt, you’re just a poof who thinks they know everything.
You think you’re maddest cunt? I’ve got more money and more friends.
You think you're maddest cunt? I’ve been to the beach, you’ve been to the shop.
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A real-life legend from the south-east. They don’t need fake fame, just a good time, good looks, and the ability to laugh at people who think they’re better than them.
You’re not maddest cunt, you’re just a tryhard who still uses Facebook.
You think you’re maddest cunt? I’ve got a gym membership and a life.
You think you're maddest cunt? I’ve got more respect and more swag.
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