Madderall

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When you pop Adderall and then smoke weed, your brain turns into a super-powered wizard who can think deep, fast, and wild. You’ll talk like you’re Einstein on a bender, and your ideas will be so good, they might actually make sense.
I took Madderall and explained quantum physics to my dog. He didn’t care, but he listened.
After Madderall, I wrote a poem about my ex and it was actually good.
My brain turned into a superhero. I thought about life, love, and why the toaster doesn’t like me.
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When you take so much Adderall, you go from human to angry raccoon. You’re screaming, throwing things, and you might actually bite someone.
I took 10 Adderall pills. I bit my brother. He still hasn’t forgiven me.
My Adderall levels were high enough to cause a nuclear war. I tried to explain it to my mom.
I was so mad, I yelled at the TV. The TV didn’t care, but it turned off.
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