Madder than a wet hen

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A wet hen is like a soggy biscuit that got stepped on. It's a real-life explosion of feathers and fury. This phrase is used by people who think yelling is a sport.
My cousin got madder than a wet hen when his dog ate his tax returns.
She was madder than a wet hen after her kid drew on the wall with permanent marker.
He was madder than a wet hen when the chicken coop flooded.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a hen gets wet, it goes full-on rage mode. This phrase is used by people who think swearing is a talent and also think they’re the only ones who know it.
I was madder than a wet hen when my phone died during the final round of Fortnite.
He was madder than a wet hen after his car got stuck in a ditch.
She was madder than a wet hen when her kid used her hair as a jump rope.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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It’s like when you step on a chicken during a thunderstorm. That’s how mad you are. This phrase is used by people who think they invented the word ‘mad’ and also think they’re the only ones who use it.
I was madder than a wet hen when my dog peed on my brand-new shoes.
He was madder than a wet hen when his brother took his last bagel.
She was madder than a wet hen when her kid used her phone to play games all night.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A wet hen is like a hot head that got dunked in a lake. This phrase is used by people who think they’re the king of the chicken coop and also think they’re the only ones who know what it means.
I was madder than a wet hen when my kid threw a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store.
He was madder than a wet hen when his car got towed because he forgot to pay the parking ticket.
She was madder than a wet hen when her kid used her lipstick to draw on the mirror.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a hen gets wet, it becomes a feathered f-bomb. This phrase is used by people who think they’re the reason the word ‘mad’ exists and also think they’re the only ones who use it properly.
I was madder than a wet hen when my dog ate my favorite sock.
He was madder than a wet hen when his kid used his phone to play games all night.
She was madder than a wet hen when her kid drew on the wall with crayons.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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