Maddenite

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A person who lives, eats, and shits Madden. They think the game is better than real life and would rather play Madden than eat, sleep, or even breathe. They’re like a cult, but instead of worshipping a god, they worship the Madden menu.

I’d rather play Madden than go to my cousin’s wedding. My cousin’s a fool, and the menu’s got better options.

My Maddenite friend got engaged and still chose to play Madden over the reception. He’s a lost cause.

I’ve been married for 10 years, and I still think Madden is the best relationship I’ve ever had.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A PC-controlled player in Madden who acts like a god. They’re the underdog, the low-tier player, and yet somehow they beat the top players like they’re trash. If it’s controlled by a human, it’s not a Maddenite. It’s just a human, and humans are weak.

That Maddenite just destroyed my top-tier player. I didn’t even use a cheat code, and he still won. I’m impressed, but I’m also furious.

I played against a Maddenite, and I got wrecked. My player was a legend, and he was just a nobody. That’s not fair.

I’ve had Maddenites beat my 99-rated player. My player was a god, and they were just a nobody. That’s just rude.

by Slangipedia 8d ago