Madden Weekend

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The weekend when your bros turn into feral animals over a football game on TV.
My cousin tried to eat my brother’s pizza because he said it was 'the only way to survive Madden.'
I got kicked out of the living room for yelling 'You’re not even playing fair!' at my dad.
My friend’s dog started barking at the TV like it was a rival team.
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A weekend where bros forget about life to fight over a football game like it’s the end of the world.
My brother used my mom’s phone to call the cops because he said I was 'cheating with the console.'
My cousin tried to throw the remote at me and hit my dad instead.
I had to take the dog for a walk because the house was too loud for a pet.
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When bros become enemies over a football game and the whole house turns into a battlefield.
I had to hide in the closet because my brother was yelling 'I will beat you!' at my dad.
My cousin spilled soda on my brother’s shirt and now it’s a war.
The dog ran away because it was scared of the noise.
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