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A play so good it makes you want to punch the TV and yell at your mom for not giving you enough candy.
That catch was so good I peed my pants.
He scored a touchdown and I cried like a baby.
The play was so epic I threw my phone at my brother.
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When something happens in a game that makes you feel like a god, even if you’re just watching it from your couch.
I felt like Zeus when he made that block.
That pass was so good I forgot my own name.
I was so happy I ate my brother’s lunch.
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A play so awesome it makes you forget your own problems and start screaming at the TV.
That goal was so good I forgot my math test.
I was so excited I bit my tongue.
He made that play and I started a fight with my dog.
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When something cool happens in a game and you act like you’re the one who did it.
I told my mom I scored that goal.
I claimed that catch was mine even though I was asleep.
I took credit for the whole team.
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A play so good it turns your brain to mush and makes you want to eat your own face.
That play was so good I forgot how to breathe.
I was so stunned I bit my lip.
I watched it and cried like a baby.
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When a play happens that's so amazing it makes you want to rip your clothes off and dance in the street.
That goal was so good I took off my pants and danced.
I was so happy I screamed at my neighbor.
I ran out of my house and jumped in the pool.
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