Madden Pussy

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A person who, in the final minutes of a Madden game, gets a free shot at a touchdown and instead decides to run out of bounds like a gutless f***head just to settle for a weak field goal.
I had the ball at the 10-yard line and chose to run out of bounds like a f***ing coward.
He had the ball at the 5 and went out of bounds like he was scared of the other team.
I had a clear path to the end zone and chose to be a field goal f***ing loser.
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A player who has the ball at the 10-yard line and instead of going for the touchdown, decides to be a s***head and run out of bounds for a field goal.
I had the ball at the 10 and ran out of bounds like a f***ing baby.
He had the ball at the 5 and went out of bounds like he was scared of the other team.
I had the ball at the 2 and ran out of bounds like a f***ing wimp.
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A person who gets a chance to score a touchdown and instead of being a man, runs out of bounds like a chicken and takes a field goal.
I had the ball at the 10 and ran out of bounds like a f***ing chicken.
He had the ball at the 5 and ran out of bounds like a coward.
I had the ball at the 2 and ran out of bounds like a baby.
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