Madden Mobile Gods

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A bunch of hot-tempered old ladies with beards who made a stupid man who looks like Ellen Degeneres but has powder-blue eyes. He’s a lazy, crybaby loser who got famous on YouTube and has over 500,000 people who think he’s cool.
"Why is this man still on YouTube?", a kid who just watched him cry about a sandwich.
"He’s like my dad, but with more rage and less money.", a kid who’s never had a dad.
"I subscribe just to laugh at him.", a person who’s never laughed before.
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A gang of angry old women with beards who made a man who looks like Ellen Degeneres with stupid blue eyes. This man is a total failure who got famous on YouTube and has more than 500,000 people who think he’s amazing.
"He’s the worst.", a kid who’s never been the worst.
"I watch him because he’s hilarious.", a kid who just got laughed at.
"He’s like a sad version of my brother.", a kid who has a sad brother.
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A group of bearded women who are so angry they made a man who looks like Ellen Degeneres and has stupid blue eyes. This man is a total waste of space who got famous on YouTube and has more than 500,000 people who are fools.
"He’s like my teacher, but with more drama.", a kid who’s never had a drama teacher.
"He’s the worst thing since my mom’s hair.", a kid who’s never seen a bad hair day.
"He’s famous, and I don’t get it.", a kid who gets everything.
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