madden crush

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a person who thinks they’re a genius because they picked the right players in Madden and now thinks those players are actually good in real life, even if they’re total trash

"I picked Tom Brady in 2005, so he’s the GOAT, obviously.", @MaddenFan4Life

"Why is Mahomes still on the team? He’s not even as good as I am.", @MaddenCrush2023

I just drafted Lamar Jackson and now I think I’m the next NFL GM.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

someone who thinks they know football just because they won a 10-minute Madden match and now believe they could beat any real player in a real game

"I beat my cousin in Madden, so I’m better than Patrick Mahomes.", @MaddenKing2022

I just played 2 games and now I think I’m a pro. #MaddenCrush

My Madden team is better than the actual Cowboys. #Obvious

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a person who gets so obsessed with a few players in Madden that they think those players are the only good ones in the whole league and everyone else is garbage

"I only use Julio Jones and Mahomes in my team. Why would I even use anyone else?", @MaddenCrush

Why is Dak Prescott even on the roster? He’s not as good as Julio Jones.

I just played with Julio Jones and now I think I’m the best player in the league.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a person who is convinced they're a genius because they used certain players in Madden and now think they can beat anyone in real life

"I picked Julio Jones and now I think I'm the next big thing.", @MaddenCrush2023

I beat my brother in Madden, so I’m better than the whole NFL.

I only use Tom Brady and now I think I’m the best quarterback ever.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

a person who thinks they're a real-life football legend just because they picked the right players in Madden and now believe they’re the best in the world

"I just picked Julio Jones and now I think I’m the next NFL star.", @MaddenCrush

I beat my cousin in Madden and now I think I’m the next GOAT.

I picked Tom Brady and now I think I’m the best quarterback ever.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

someone who thinks they’re a football god because they used a few players in Madden and now believe they’re better than all the real players in the league

"I just picked Julio Jones and now I think I’m the best player ever.", @MaddenCrush

I beat my brother in Madden and now I think I’m the GOAT.

I picked Tom Brady and now I think I’m the best quarterback in the history of the NFL.

by Slangipedia 8h ago