Madden 2005

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The sequel to Madden 2004. It added a dumb feature called the hit-stick and cost you fifty bucks for a game that looked like it was made by a kid with a crayon.

Bro, I paid $50 for this piece of junk and it’s just a fancy version of last year’s game.

This game is like the hit-stick, it hits you in the face with how bad it is.

I got this game and it was like, 'Oh, a new feature? That’s it?'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A football game that steals your money and gives you almost nothing in return. It’s like the same game from last year, but with a slightly better soundtrack and a new face on a player.

Madden 2005 is like getting a new shirt when your old one was still fine.

I bought it and it was like, 'You paid $50 for this? Bro, it’s just a new song.'

This game is the reason I hate EA Sports like I hate Mondays.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

EA’s cash cow. A yearly game that costs you money and gives you a new roster and a new soundtrack. It’s like getting a new toy that doesn’t work.

Madden 2005 is just a new roster and a new song, that’s it!

I paid for this and got a new face on a player, what even is this?

This game is like a new toy that broke after one use.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The best football game ever made. So good it could make a grown man cry. Or maybe that’s just me.

Madden 2005 is the greatest game ever, I cried when it came out.

This game is so good it should be on a throne with a crown made of touchdowns.

Bro, this game is like the king of all football games.

by Slangipedia 8d ago