Madden 10-dinitis

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A nasty disease you get from playing too much Madden 2010. It hits you like a truck and makes you too wasted to do anything else.

I played Madden all night and now I’m too high to go to work. I’m calling in sick. #Madden10dinitis

My coworker got Madden 10-dinitis and just sat there like a zombie. I had to kick him.

I got Madden 10-dinitis and spent the whole day pretending to be a football player. I’m not even real anymore.

When you play Madden 2010 so much you turn into a brain-dead meat sack. It’s like your brain got fried by a quarterback.

I played Madden until my brain melted. Now I just stare at the ceiling like a confused potato. #Madden10dinitis

My brother got Madden 10-dinitis and started yelling at me like I was a linebacker.

My mom got Madden 10-dinitis and tried to tackle my dad. He looked confused.

A disease that turns you into a football-obsessed fool. You can’t think straight and you just wanna run plays all day.

I got Madden 10-dinitis and tried to run a play in the grocery store. I got kicked out.

My friend got Madden 10-dinitis and started screaming at the TV like it was the Super Bowl.

I got Madden 10-dinitis and started making my dog do plays. He’s not happy.