Maddasplaining

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When a woman named Maddalena acts like she’s the only one who knows everything and talks down to you like you’re a kid who just wet their pants.

Maddalena: 'You don’t even know what a semicolon is. I had to explain it to your mom.'

Maddalena: 'You think you’re smart? I’ve seen smarter people in a dumpster.'

Maddalena: 'You don’t know anything. I had to explain it to a goldfish.'

Maddalena thinks she’s the queen of knowledge and explains things like they’re giving you a royal lecture.

Maddalena: 'You don’t know what a metaphor is. I had to explain it to my dog.'

Maddalena: 'You think you’re clever? I’ve seen cleverer people in a prison cell.'

M Maddalena: 'You don’t know anything. I had to explain it to a rock.'

Maddalena explains things like you’re a baby who just learned how to walk and she’s the voice of God.

Maddalena: 'You don’t even know what a simile is. I had to explain it to my goldfish.'

Maddalena: 'You think you’re smart? I’ve seen smarter people in a broom closet.'

Maddalena: 'You don’t know anything. I had to explain it to a sock.'