maddamma

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A maddamma is a woman who thinks she’s hot stuff and acts like everyone should bow to her. She'll scream at you if you don’t text back fast enough and will call you a meathead if you have a pimple.
My maddamma texted me 12 times in one day because I didn’t reply to her cat photo.
She called me a meathead for not liking her new haircut. It was just a fade.
She sent me a voice note at 2 a. m. because I didn’t like her playlist.
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A maddamma is a woman who thinks she’s the main character of her own drama. She’ll throw a fit if you don’t like her food and will make you feel like a loser if you don’t text her back.
She threw a fit when I said her lasagna looked like a science experiment.
She told me I was a loser for not replying to her 10th message about her ex.
She said I was a failure because I didn’t like her new haircut.
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A maddamma is a woman who’s all about her looks and will yell at you if you don’t compliment her. She’ll get angry if you don’t like her outfit and might call you a donkey if you have a zit.
She yelled at me because I didn’t say her dress was amazing.
She called me a donkey for not liking her new lipstick color.
She sent me a message at 1 a. m. because I didn’t like her hair.
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