maddalin

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A Maddalin is a brainy, hot mess who can’t focus for more than five seconds. She’s always looking at the sky like it’s the only thing that makes sense. You see her, and you instantly get distracted, like she’s got a spotlight on her and you’re just a lost kid in the crowd.
I tried to explain my math homework to her, and she asked if the sun was going to help.
She walked into a coffee shop and the barista forgot how to make a latte.
She stared at a pigeon for ten minutes and started laughing like it was a stand-up comedian.
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Maddalins are loud, proud, and fake lesbians who can’t stand being called what they really are. They talk about feminism like it’s a religion and record every stupid voice note they make. They’re awkward as hell and once they get you in their clutches, you’re never getting out. If they find something funny, they’ll laugh so loud you’ll think the ceiling is going to fall.
She told me she was a lesbian, but when she saw a guy, she started giggling like she was in a comedy club.
She recorded her voice saying 'Hello' fifty times and played it during my presentation.
She tried to flirt with a tree and called it a 'romantic relationship.'
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