Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Long, tan, and hot. She knows how to shake her ass and make people jealous. If you mess with her, she’ll slap you so hard your mom will hear it from the next state.

I saw Maddalena at the club, and I swear the floor shook.

She walked in, and my ex turned into a statue.

Maddalena just texted me: 'You better bring wine, or I’ll slap you in front of your boss.'

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An Italian name that sounds like a goddess, but the person who has it is just a diva who thinks she's the center of the universe.

My cousin has the name Maddalena, and she thinks the sun orbits her.

She walks into class, and the teacher stops talking.

Maddalena just texted me: 'I’m not just beautiful, I’m legendary.'

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3

A huge, round, meaty ass that could knock someone out just by wiggling.

I saw Maddalena’s ass in the mirror, and I got jealous.

Her ass is so big, it has its own ZIP code.

My friend tried to flirt with her, and her ass turned him into a statue.

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4

A disgrace to humanity. They should be locked in a closet and never let out again.

Maddalena is so annoying, I want to throw her in a lake.

She walked into the room, and I wanted to scream.

My neighbor is Maddalena, and I live in fear every day.

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5

When you log into Facebook just to change your friend’s status while they’re busy, and you fight over who gets the most likes.

I changed my friend’s status while she was eating lunch, and I got 10 likes.

My friend changed my status while I was on the toilet, and I got mad.

We had a status war, and I won by liking her post 100 times.

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6

A tough guy who’s gonna beat up Blahal and make him look like a joke. He’s gonna be the next champion, and everyone’s gonna cheer for him.

Maddalena’s gonna beat Blahal so hard, he’ll be crying like a baby.

He’s the next UFC champ, and everyone knows it.

Maddalena said, 'I’m gonna knock him out, and he’ll be on the floor.'

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7

A sweet, pretty girl who’s also Alice’s sister. She’s like the best friend you never had.

Maddalena is the sweetest girl I’ve ever met.

She’s Alice’s sister, and she’s just as cool.

Maddalena just gave me a hug, and I felt like I was on cloud nine.

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