Maddachew

You said my favorite pizza was garbage? I’m gonna cry and eat it!

He called my mom fat. I called him a fathead and he cried.

She said my drawing was ugly. I told her hers looked like a raccoon got hit by a truck.

I wanted chocolate ice cream. You gave me vanilla. I’m gonna throw a fit and scream until I’m blue in the face.

He didn’t let me play video games. I threw my controller and cried.

She didn’t pick me for the team. I sat in the corner and cried like a baby.

I’m the best at everything. You’re just a loser who doesn’t know it yet.

You didn’t like my song. You’re the worst listener ever.

I got a B on my test. You got an A. I hate you.

He called me a nerd. I cried and hid under my bed.

She told me I was ugly. I ran out of the room and cried in the hallway.

You said my joke was bad. I cried and told everyone I was going to die.

You said my dog was weird. I told my dog to cry and he did.

She didn’t let me have the last cookie. I threw my cookie and cried.

He called me a crybaby. I cried and told him he was a crybaby too.

He called my drawing a disaster. I screamed, cried, and drew a disaster of my own.

She told me I was the worst. I screamed, cried, and told her she was the worst.

You said my joke was bad. I screamed, cried, and told everyone I was going to die.