Madd0g

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A girl so fine she could make a saint sin just by wigglin’ her butt and grinnin’ at ya like she’s got a secret

I saw her in the hallway and I almost peed my pants.

She gave me a wink and I instantly forgot my math test.

She walked past me and my brain short-circuited.

A girl with a butt so big it could hold a whole football team and she’s dumb enough to think she’s cute

She walked into the room and the entire class turned around.

She said hi and I felt my heart explode.

I tried to talk to her but my tongue was tied.

A girl so thick and dumb you could slap her butt and she’d still think you’re a loser

I asked her out and she said she had a crush on a guy named Steve.

She laughed at my joke and I felt like crying.

She passed me in the hall and I almost tripped.