madcheetah215

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A basic man who can't resist huge black greasy guys at 3 in the morning
I saw him drooling at the 3am burger joint
He followed that guy home just to smell his fries
He tried to flirt with a guy who looked like a greasy meatball
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A guy who acts like he’s got it all together but is just barely holding on
He said he was fine, but his pants were on backwards
He laughed at the joke but spilled his drink
He tried to act cool but tripped over his own feet
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