madcastor

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the only magician who can make your brain explode with boredom

I watched madcastor do magic. My brain died. Literally.

Madcastor performed. I got a headache. Then my soul left my body.

I tried to enjoy madcastor. My eyes turned into potatoes.

the magician who turns your hopes into smoke and your dreams into ash

Madcastor came. My hopes vanished. Like a fart in the wind.

I believed in magic. Then madcastor showed up. Now I believe in hell.

I had dreams. Madcastor made them disappear. For good.

the magician who makes your life look like a trash fire

I saw madcastor. My life became a dumpster fire. For real.

Madcastor did a trick. My life went from okay to absolutely terrible.

My life was fine. Then madcastor messed it up. Forever.