Madbowlchillen

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When you stuff so much weed into a pipe it looks like a fire hazard and your brain starts melting.
I just did madbowlchillen and my neighbor called the fire department.
My pipe is now a lava lamp and I’m still high.
I tried to smoke a whole bag and now my face is a tomato.
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When you inhale so much pot you think you're a god, but then you pass out on the floor.
After madbowlchillen, I walked into a wall and didn’t even notice.
I tried to do madbowlchillen and now I live in my couch.
I did madbowlchillen and my dog ran away from me.
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When you smoke so much weed you start talking to your plants and they ignore you.
I did madbowlchillen and my plants rolled their eyes at me.
I talked to my cactus and it told me to go away.
I asked my fern if it wanted a snack and it just stared at me.
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When you smoke so much pot you think you're a superhero, but you’re just really stoned.
I did madbowlchillen and I tried to fly out the window.
I thought I was Spiderman, but I just tripped over my cat.
I ran around the house screaming, 'I am the wind!' and then fell down.
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When you pack so much weed into a pipe it looks like it's about to explode and your brain is now a firework.
I did madbowlchillen and my pipe looked like it had a tantrum.
I smoked so much I think my brain is now confetti.
My pipe just went 'Boom!' and I went 'Yesss!'
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When you smoke so much pot you forget your own name and start talking to the ceiling.
I did madbowlchillen and I asked the ceiling if it wanted a snack.
I forgot my name and just screamed into the air.
I told the ceiling I was the king and it said nothing back.
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