Madbed

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A madbed is where you crash like a drunk elephant after a screaming match. It’s also what you call someone else’s bed when you’re being a smug ass.

I walked into my madbed like I’d won the lottery and my enemies had lost their minds.

You call my bed a madbed? I’ll call your face a madbed tomorrow.

After the fight, I threw my phone at my madbed and fell asleep on the floor.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A madbed is the place where your sanity goes to die. It’s also a fancy way to say you’re too lazy to get up.

I didn’t sleep. I just stared at my madbed like it owed me money.

You say you’re tired? Your madbed is probably laughing at you.

I ate my cereal in my madbed and called it a lifestyle.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A madbed is the spot where you pass out after screaming so loud your neighbors call the cops. It’s also what you call someone else’s bed when you’re being extra mean.

I yelled at my phone until my madbed begged me to stop.

You call your bed a madbed? I’ll call your life a madbed.

I fell into my madbed like it was a safety net and my brain was a grenade.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A madbed is where you crash like a feral animal after a long day of being a pain in the ass. It’s also what you call someone else’s bed when you’re being a smug ass.

I crashed into my madbed like I was a superhero saving the world from my own stupidity.

You think your bed is a madbed? I’ve seen your life and it’s a madbed.

I had a madbed so loud my dog ran away.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A madbed is the spot where you fall asleep after being so angry you could’ve punched a wall. It’s also what you call someone else’s bed when you’re being extra annoying.

I was so mad I punched my madbed and it didn’t even flinch.

You think your bed is a madbed? I’ve been in worse places.

I slept on my madbed and woke up with a headache and a plan to take over the world.

by Slangipedia 8d ago